Do you love Saucey's opening rants from The Ignorance Equation but you don't have a stenographer on staff to whip you up a transcript? Fear not we have all of Saucey's "Rants Of Wisdom" here for your politically pontificating earholes!

Reality Ain’t What It Use To Be!

[Rant From Episode 104 Of The Ignorance Equation- By Nick Katsouros] Ah Remember reality? I mean reality before Reality TV, Virtual Reality, and our own Personal Realities became the Reality we live in. 10 years ago I worked with a Muslim guy named Jimmy, during a conversation Jimmy revealed to me his belief that God had turned his back on the black man for leaving Israel, which he says is in Africa. When I told Jimmy Israel was not in Africa it is actually in South West Asia he debated the issue endlessly. So being the pigheaded punk rocker that…
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A Party Of One

[Rant From Episode 103 Of The Ignorance Equation- By Nick Katsouros] Well, we're back. And in the few short months we've been gone it seems the world has gone absolutely batshit crazy. The UK left the EU- and then immediately Googled, "Uhhh, what's the EU?" And then claimed they had no idea they were actually voting to leave the European Union, my guess is they thought they we're taking a survey monkey poll about the upcoming season of Black Mirror! Also during our hiatus, the cops have killed over 300 people, mostly unarmed citizens who posed absolutely no threat to…
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Political Discourse 101

[Rant From Episode 101 Of The Ignorance Equation- By Nick Katsouros] Welcome to political discourse 101 kids...today on the show we will be talking about the primary process because up until a few months ago most Americans were about as interested in how primaries work as they are in hearing the federal tax code read to them by Wilford Brimley. Like with most things in this country the uninformed masses are outraged at this new information that has been around for years that they were just to lazy to research for themselves and of course now have completely wrong...so whether…
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1237 Or Bust!

[Rant From Episode 99 Of The Ignorance Equation- By Nick Katsouros] Facts Facts Facts- we don't need no stinking facts. Fact just distract us from the ever changing issues that you may be outraged by today but then totally support tomorrow when your party tells you too...like cops, war and taxing the super rich. Who cares that many Americans believe our unemployment rate is actually anywhere between 28 and 42 percent, even though the during the great depression unemployment topped out at 26 percent and if unemployment was actually 42 percent America would cease to exist...those facts are just a…
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No Cure For The Common People

[Rant From Episode 98 Of The Ignorance Equation- By Nick Katsouros] It seems bizarre to me that my 73-year-old very conservative father now has more in common with Ted Nugent (A man he once considered a hippie scumbag) than Ronald Reagan (A man he once considered to be the epitome of conservatism). When I was growing up in the 80's my dad hated my friends, we all had long hair, listened to heavy metal, smoked pot and worked blue collar usually labor intensive jobs, but as I got older and my circle of friends widened my dad had nothing but…
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Ninety Minute Political Thought Bubble

[Rant From Episode 97 Of The Ignorance Equation- By Nick Katsouros] It just occurred to me that I'm a dealer...An Information Dealer! And in this era of overly simplistic memes and misleading hyperbolic sound bytes, I'm an even a hotter commodity than a drug dealer. Think about it: I pour through mountains of data, boil it down to one entertaining episode of The Ignorance Equation or a 500 word easily digestible article and send it out to the desperate and hungry masses. I give people a quick dangerous fix of news and the next hit is even more potent than…
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Super Tuesday, Crappy Wednesday!

[Rant From Episode 95 Of The Ignorance Equation- By Nick Katsouros] Well Super Tuesday has come and gone, and Wednesday was felling pretty crappy as Hilliary Clinton and Donald Trump each won 7 states a piece disseminating the other Presidential candidates and painting a grim picture for the Presidential race to come this November. As it looks right now Hillary is all but guaranteed to be the Democratic nomination, that is if she can stay out of jail long enough to kiss enough babies and make enough appearances at the local chamber of congress, and Donald Trump will be Republican…
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I Spy With My Little iPhone

[Rant From Episode 94 Of The Ignorance Equation- By Nick Katsouros] Today's monologue is going to be short and sweet, mainly because it's impossible for a guy like me to rant for more than 3 or 4 minutes straight without inevitably rattling off some key phrase that would set off the google alerts of a 1000 eavesdropping NSA agents. Hi, guys! Since the inception of our country there has been a constant push and pull between national security and individual privacy, The government demands more and more intrusion into our everyday lives to keep us safe and we the people…
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Spock Killed Scalia In The Conservatory With The Wrench

[Rant From Episode 93 Of The Ignorance Equation- By Nick Katsouros] So I think by now we how know how divided our country, congress and government is. Republicans and Democrats no longer see each other as political opponents to be bested but as bitter enemies to be destroyed and to never be negotiated with. The only problem is while rich politicians keep raking in millions to not do their job, we the people suffer the consequences. Now I get that if your pro-life and think abortion is infanticide and I am pro-choice and think telling a women what to do…
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The Lesser Of Too Many Evils

[Rant From Episode 91 Of The Ignorance Equation- By Nick Katsouros] Well it's that time of the year again, primary season and this year's list of presidential candidates is sadder than a Martin O'Mally congratulation cake. With Tuesday's Iowa Caucus behind us, primary season is officially in full swing, and I am glad to see what a professional electoral system Iowa has for determining who will ultimately run for the highest office in the land. Who says the people of the Hawkeye state are a bunch of backwards corn shucking dirt farmers...after all they decide their elections through the cutting…
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