...but it could be worse!

Badge Boys, Badge Boys – Whatcha Gonna Do?

Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people


Links: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/student-tackled-police-stealing-own-car-settles-suit-1-25m-n961526 https://www.salon.com/2019/01/29/five-mass-shootings-in-five-days-is-america-officially-desensitized-to-gun-violence/?fbclid=IwAR3yL5FeCoB8HRaLfCjpPxr6QmYGzCtR-w74kxZMdpsMQViObMj4i5hVSQ4 https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/01/31/st-louis-russian-roulette-police-shooting-katlyn-alix-nathaniel-hendren/2736306002/
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Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon

Joining the pun party


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See You Later, Emotional Support Alligator

What would Jesus do with plastic jugs?


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Gillette Me Mansplain You Something

Dat probe doe!


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Life Is Great …But It Could Be Better

Same s**t, different year.


Links: https://www.wral.com/celebratory-new-year-s-gunfire-seriously-wounds-unc-student-at-first-night-raleigh/18097245/ https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/california-utility-pg-e-could-face-murder-charges-if-found-n953141 https://www.ynharari.com/book/sapiens/ https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/01/nasa-probe-finds-a-snowman-shaped-relic-of-the-early-solar-system/
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The Last Podcast Ever

Parting ways at the boobs


Links: https://www.amazon.com/Twin-Peaks-Season-1/dp/B0076HNCTQ https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/12/25/on-the-basis-of-sex-review-rbg-223557
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Everything Is Not OK Google

Alexa, destroy the cloud.


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Objectively Offensive

If you clear black lines from a white page, you're erasist.


Links: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_XGnxTi-fE…
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The Injustice League

Venmo money, Venmo problems!


Links: https://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2017/10/when_the_police_keep_your_stuf.html https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/mayor-cop-fired-despicable-christmas-tree-decor-59525034 https://www.npr.org/2018/11/29/672055192/st-louis-police-officers-indicted-for-beating-an-undercover-colleague https://www.npr.org/2018/11/30/670180358/fighting-for-compensation-after-a-wrongful-conviction-and-38-years-in-prison
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