...but it could be worse!

Minneapolisness

Take that to the Banksy


Links: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bunyan https://www.history.com/news/girl-sword-lake-pre-viking-era https://www.insideedition.com/meteorite-used-doorstop-michigan-mans-property-ends-being-worth-100000-47373 https://ascienceenthusiast.com/neil-degrasse-tyson-scientifically-explains-christopher-columbus-dick/ https://www.npr.org/2018/10/08/655640579/columbus-ohio-is-not-observing-columbus-day-this-year https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/10/07/497046525/indigenous-peoples-day-gains-momentum-as-a-replacement-for-columbus-day https://www.popsci.com/drunk-animals-evolution…
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Boobies And Traps

Like rich a-hole, like son.


Links: https://www.newsobserver.com/news/politics-government/article219294500.html https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/10/02/us/politics/donald-trump-tax-schemes-fred-trump.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamar_Hunt https://www.npr.org/2018/10/02/653627337/fbi-agent-shot-by-booby-trapped-wheelchair http://www.cc.com/video-clips/z8f9f5/the-colbert-report-exclusive---godless-killing-machines http://www.wbtv.com/2018/10/02/new-space-rock-hints-elusive-planet-x/ https://www.express.co.uk/news/science/1024237/Skull-Asteroid-TB145-death-comet-Earth-approach-Halloween…
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Scandalicious

Go fund yourself!


Links: https://www.wired.co.uk/article/international-space-station-leak-hole-drill-what-happened https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/30/us/philadelphia-homeless-man-gofundme-lawsuit/index.html https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a23083998/white-dallas-cop-shoots-black-man-in-his-apartment/ https://www.techtimes.com/articles/234542/20180924/apple-streaming-service-takes-conservative-approach-no-sex-profanity-violence.htm https://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article218800605.html https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20180925005691/en/Sonic-Corp.-Acquired-Inspire-Brands-2.3-Billion https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2018/09/20/this-is-what-happens-shy-octopus-ecstasy/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.d5c1ce232caa
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Protesting Protesters Who Protest Protests

May the centripetal force be with you


Links: https://www.businessinsider.com/nike-advert-with-colin-kaepernick-has-people-burning-products-2018-9 https://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/05/nfl-49ers-colin-kaepernick-national-anthem-protest-nate-boyer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2WxWrKwM9A https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2018/09/04/that-was-no-white-power-hand-signal-at-the-kavanaugh-hearing-zina-bashs-husband-says/?utm_term=.3e06fe9b671a https://www.livescience.com/52488-centrifugal-centripetal-forces.html…
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Superwoke

You still can't handle the truth that truth isn't truth!


Links: https://youtu.be/fNtLIcyjsnI https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2018/08/27/640891882/life-threatening-heart-attack-leaves-teacher-with-108-951-bill…
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I Couldn’t Healthcare Less

You can't handle the truth that truth isn't truth!


Links: https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/15/health/cancer-survivor-insurance-denial-battle/index.html https://thinkprogress.org/mercatis-medicare-for-all-study-0a8681353316/ https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2018/08/18/teen-pushed-friend-bridge-charged-sot-vpx.hln…
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Joyride

Planes, trains, and... inflatable unicorns?!?


Links: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dr-gridlock/wp/2018/08/11/plane-stolen-by-suicidal-airline-worker-crashed-with-fighter-jets-in-pursuit-outside-seattle/?utm_term=.0bfe8f80702f http://www.tincan.media/life/2017/09/15/everybodys-north-of-canada-for-the-weekend/ https://nypost.com/2018/08/12/cops-save-women-stranded-on-unicorn-raft/ https://abcnews.go.com/US/shooter-florida-stand-ground-case-charged-manslaughter/story?id=57151343 https://www.local10.com/news/elections/florida-candidate-poses-with-fake-diploma-after-questions-about-her-credentials https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9pmFedKnUg https://bgr.com/2018/08/07/jupiter-moons-ganymede-killer-chorus-waves/…
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Basking in the After-Flo

Lifeishardate: September 23, 2018


Links: http://www.witn.com/content/news/Crews-move-sailboat-stranded-by-Hurricane-Florence-494084951.html https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/09/14/hurricane-florence-new-bern-north-carolina-storm-surge-rescue/1300293002/
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Blip!

Lifeishardate: August 07, 2018


Links: http://www.fox46charlotte.com/news/local-news/9-year-old-robbed-at-lemonade-stand https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax http://earthsky.org/space/new-low-frequency-fast-radio-burst-frb-chime-radio-telescope http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/08/06/massive-glowing-rogue-planet-spotted-drifting-in-space.html https://twitter.com/cdcstd/status/1021541728334094336?lang=en https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-backpage-justice/sex-ads-website-backpage-shut-down-by-u-s-authorities-idUSKCN1HD2QP
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