...but it could be worse!

Please Turn Off Your Incel Phones

Alien probe my asteroid!


Links: https://www.livescience.com/64015-lasers-could-help-aliens-find-earth.html https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/06/health/oumuamua-alien-probe-harvard-intl/index.html https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/09/us/california-thousand-oaks-shooting-how-it-unfolded/index.html https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/03/us/yoga-studio-shooting-florida.html https://www.freep.com/story/news/education/2018/08/23/michigan-teacher-porn-edgemont/1072025002/
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The Mourning After

Turns out voter turnout turns out Trump voters.


Links: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/11/06/us/elections/results-north-carolina-elections.html
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Thanks Obama

Which came first - the costumed chicken or the vaginally incubated egg?


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You Gotta Be Shipping Me

Oh the times they are a-blockchainsin'...


Links: https://phys.org/news/2018-10-documents-paternal-transmission-epigenetic-memory.html
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And Now For Something Relatively Different

Make America Greedy Again


Links: https://www.rgj.com/story/news/2018/10/16/dennis-hof-pimp-and-legislative-candidate-nevada-dead/1661304002/ https://www.python.org/doc/ https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/9krkqw/monty_pythons_flying_circus_is_now_on_netflix_us/ http://time.com/5408549/new-on-netflix-october-2018/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6261561/Woman-stabs-friend-Tennessee-haunted-house-given-real-knife-thought-toy.html https://www.politico.com/newsletters/morning-score/2018/10/15/house-republicans-try-to-hold-back-democratic-green-wave-373559 https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/mitch-mcconnell-calls-to-cut-social-security-medicare/ar-BBOtGyE?li=BBnbcA1&ffid=gz https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2018/10/15/trump-says-mattis-is-sort-of-a-democrat/…
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Minneapolisness

Take that to the Banksy


Links: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bunyan https://www.history.com/news/girl-sword-lake-pre-viking-era https://www.insideedition.com/meteorite-used-doorstop-michigan-mans-property-ends-being-worth-100000-47373 https://ascienceenthusiast.com/neil-degrasse-tyson-scientifically-explains-christopher-columbus-dick/ https://www.npr.org/2018/10/08/655640579/columbus-ohio-is-not-observing-columbus-day-this-year https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/10/07/497046525/indigenous-peoples-day-gains-momentum-as-a-replacement-for-columbus-day https://www.popsci.com/drunk-animals-evolution…
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Boobies And Traps

Like rich a-hole, like son.


Links: https://www.newsobserver.com/news/politics-government/article219294500.html https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/10/02/us/politics/donald-trump-tax-schemes-fred-trump.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamar_Hunt https://www.npr.org/2018/10/02/653627337/fbi-agent-shot-by-booby-trapped-wheelchair http://www.cc.com/video-clips/z8f9f5/the-colbert-report-exclusive---godless-killing-machines http://www.wbtv.com/2018/10/02/new-space-rock-hints-elusive-planet-x/ https://www.express.co.uk/news/science/1024237/Skull-Asteroid-TB145-death-comet-Earth-approach-Halloween…
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Scandalicious

Go fund yourself!


Links: https://www.wired.co.uk/article/international-space-station-leak-hole-drill-what-happened https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/30/us/philadelphia-homeless-man-gofundme-lawsuit/index.html https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a23083998/white-dallas-cop-shoots-black-man-in-his-apartment/ https://www.techtimes.com/articles/234542/20180924/apple-streaming-service-takes-conservative-approach-no-sex-profanity-violence.htm https://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article218800605.html https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20180925005691/en/Sonic-Corp.-Acquired-Inspire-Brands-2.3-Billion https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2018/09/20/this-is-what-happens-shy-octopus-ecstasy/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.d5c1ce232caa
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Protesting Protesters Who Protest Protests

May the centripetal force be with you


Links: https://www.businessinsider.com/nike-advert-with-colin-kaepernick-has-people-burning-products-2018-9 https://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/05/nfl-49ers-colin-kaepernick-national-anthem-protest-nate-boyer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2WxWrKwM9A https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2018/09/04/that-was-no-white-power-hand-signal-at-the-kavanaugh-hearing-zina-bashs-husband-says/?utm_term=.3e06fe9b671a https://www.livescience.com/52488-centrifugal-centripetal-forces.html…
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