Joke Of The Day: Delanie Fischer

“It’s different when it’s your own” is just a nice way of saying that you hate everyone’s kids.

Today’s Joke of The Day Courtesy Of Delanie Fischer


BIO: From majoring in Religious Studies in college to pursuing a comedy career, Delanie Fischer has been disappointing her parents since 2008. Her mother is convinced that she will never give her grandchildren, and is currently seeking them elsewhere. Delanie has been described as “dry, intelligent, and just the right amount of dirty” by her 87 year-old Irish grandfather. Delanie can be found online in the webseries, “Two Inches Apart” and at 9 Drink Minimum or at